I am a master of the specie that we call MALE! :P
The swimming/drinking didn't pursue. Well, it 'kind of' did. But not as planned. It's not in Laguna and it's not going to be overnight. It's just going to be in a condo somewhere in Makati. There'd be lots of drinking and "WoW-talking" and it's gonna be a sausage fest!
So why am I home? Pau didn't want to go if it's not going to be overnight. He doesn't want to drive after drinking. :) If he goes, he just won't have a good time. He knows he's going to stop drinking after two bottles of San Mig Light because he's gonna drive! He's just going to drool and envy our friends who can drink a whole case of beer without having to worry about driving! See, Pau's an educated driver. ;)
I am not gonna lie and say I was saddened by the fact that we didn't go to Pansol for an overnight swimming/drinking. I am actually relieved. I really had bad vibes about it.
I feel sorry for Pau though.
There's always next time! :)
xoxo
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Saturday, March 21, 2009
Saturday, September 6, 2008
i don't give a rat's ass if you're from mars
Dear Men,
Please learn that:
If a woman asks you something, it's not because she wants to be annoying. It's because she wants your assurance.
If a woman calls/texts you time and time again, it's not because she wants to take note of your every move. It's because she misses you.
If a woman calls your attention, it's not because she wants ALL of it, it's because she wants a piece of your time (duh!).
If a woman gets jealous, it's not because she wants to fight, it's because she loves you.
If a woman wants to hear you love her and you think she's beautiful (yes, over and over again), give it to her. It doesn't hurt to let her know how you feel. Yes, even if it's reiterating the same thing over and over and over...
If a woman wants to talk, it's because she wants to know how you are and what you're thinking. Because I'll bet my life you don't talk to her as much.
Also, it really doesn't help to shout at her. She's a woman, what are you gay?
I, thank you.
BOW.
xoxo
Please learn that:
If a woman asks you something, it's not because she wants to be annoying. It's because she wants your assurance.
If a woman calls/texts you time and time again, it's not because she wants to take note of your every move. It's because she misses you.
If a woman calls your attention, it's not because she wants ALL of it, it's because she wants a piece of your time (duh!).
If a woman gets jealous, it's not because she wants to fight, it's because she loves you.
If a woman wants to hear you love her and you think she's beautiful (yes, over and over again), give it to her. It doesn't hurt to let her know how you feel. Yes, even if it's reiterating the same thing over and over and over...
If a woman wants to talk, it's because she wants to know how you are and what you're thinking. Because I'll bet my life you don't talk to her as much.
Also, it really doesn't help to shout at her. She's a woman, what are you gay?
I, thank you.
BOW.
xoxo
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